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SEPH + PIE = OTP!!!1!1111
*stares*
...Sephiroth...addicted...to pie...
BAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!
Oh man. First Locke the Chocoholic (ICE CREAM, not the birds), and now this. I guess I just like dessert too much for my own good, not to mention describing it. I actually nearly drooled over a description of PIE. AND I DON'T REALLY LIKE PIE THAT MUCH!
But mmmmmm...PIE...
SEPHIROTH + PIE = OTP!!!1!!!1111
Hmm...I think Kefka's addicted to pain (and makeup, you sexy crazy clown man you), and Kuja's too narcissistic to have a fetish other than himself. Seymour obviously had an Oedipal complex and was pedophilic, Sin was all about the necrophilia, and Jenova's a freak, since she and Hojo seem to have had a thing...excuse me while I go EEEEWWWWWWWWWW.
...and if you can't tell, yes, I gave in and wrote FF7...*shudder* I feel tainted after doing Hojo's POV. That man really WAS a walking mess of complexes.
...Sephiroth...addicted...to pie...
BAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!
Oh man. First Locke the Chocoholic (ICE CREAM, not the birds), and now this. I guess I just like dessert too much for my own good, not to mention describing it. I actually nearly drooled over a description of PIE. AND I DON'T REALLY LIKE PIE THAT MUCH!
But mmmmmm...PIE...
SEPHIROTH + PIE = OTP!!!1!!!1111
Hmm...I think Kefka's addicted to pain (and makeup, you sexy crazy clown man you), and Kuja's too narcissistic to have a fetish other than himself. Seymour obviously had an Oedipal complex and was pedophilic, Sin was all about the necrophilia, and Jenova's a freak, since she and Hojo seem to have had a thing...excuse me while I go EEEEWWWWWWWWWW.
...and if you can't tell, yes, I gave in and wrote FF7...*shudder* I feel tainted after doing Hojo's POV. That man really WAS a walking mess of complexes.