NAY! THIS BLISS IS SUCH THAT THIS ELOQUENCE IS NOT WRITTEN ON PARCHMENT FROM ANGELS IN HEAVEN, BUT ON THE SKIN FROM ANGELS IN HEAVEN! WRITTEN WITH THE FIERY QUILL OF GOD HIMSELF. IF GOD'S MALE. I ALWAYS KIND OF PICTURE GOD AS AN AMOEBA-TYPE CLOUD OF AWESOME. ♥

And seriously, do NOT tempt me. Wait 'till next year or the next drabble doom post or I will shoot you.