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Distract me please.
Go here and find a good summary. Comment with it, and fandom recasting shall commence! Or just mockery if it's a really good one.
My personal favorite so far:
From the moment he sees Abbey at a charity fashion show, Russian tycoon Nikolai Arlov wants every inch of that curvy, creamy body. When she refuses him, he mercilessly switches tactics, aiming straight for her vulnerable heart….
With her family's business in serious trouble, Abbey knows Nikolai's money is their only hope. She submits to his lethal brand of seduction and blackmail—ready and willing to do anything he desires. Only, Nikolai has no idea his reluctant mistress is…a virgin.
HOMIGOD, A VIRGIN? HOWEVER WILL THIS PLOT TWIST TURN OUT?!
The title's The Ruthless Magnate's Virgin Mistress. Try saying that five times fast, ouch.
My personal favorite so far:
From the moment he sees Abbey at a charity fashion show, Russian tycoon Nikolai Arlov wants every inch of that curvy, creamy body. When she refuses him, he mercilessly switches tactics, aiming straight for her vulnerable heart….
With her family's business in serious trouble, Abbey knows Nikolai's money is their only hope. She submits to his lethal brand of seduction and blackmail—ready and willing to do anything he desires. Only, Nikolai has no idea his reluctant mistress is…a virgin.
HOMIGOD, A VIRGIN? HOWEVER WILL THIS PLOT TWIST TURN OUT?!
The title's The Ruthless Magnate's Virgin Mistress. Try saying that five times fast, ouch.
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Caine Grennard is a werewolf, living among humans and lacking purpose—until the night he meets a woman with an exotic, irresistible scent. A woman who might be his deadliest enemy.
When her aunt is kidnapped, Emma Gray swears she'll do anything to get the older woman back. Even if it means trusting the mysterious—and sexy—stranger named Caine.
But more is at stake than one woman's life: Emma's past holds the last key to unlocking a prophecy Caine's clan is depending on. The fates of both their clans rest on Caine and Emma trusting the impossible, electric connection between them, even in the midst of betrayal...
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On an unrelated note, here, have what is apparently a trailer for the new Bleach movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67GSfik9Ktw) "Fade to Black", complete with "What. WHAT." moments of eee.
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ALSO DIDJA READ TURN BACK THE PENDULUM YET AND SEE KISUKE SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF AIZEN? :D