Why I never get anything done when writing things that aren't crack:

[luchia]

Why I never get anything done:

0:00: Oooo, It'll take place in SWITZERLAND~!
0:04: ...what are the police in Switzerland called?
0:13: WOULD THEY EVEN GET ARRESTED FOR THIS?!
0:42: Well, damn. Hmm. Let's find another law to be broken!
1:33: Oh COME ON, Switzerland's judicial system! That's preposterous! Of COURSE they're going to have over two kilograms of it! What the hell kind of law is that?!
1:57: Really? That's how they'd get out of prison legally? Screw that, let's have 'em escape. Hmm, let's pick a prison...
2:26: Holy shit, I wanna go to prison there. I wonder if all European prisons are like this...
3:49: Dear GOD, Europe! I don't know if I should be impressed or terrified by your dastardly back-in-the-day ways!
4:16: Hmm. Romania. Transylvania. Vlad the Impaler.
4:20: *watches Hellsing.*
5:06: *WATCHES MORE HELLSING*

AND THEN I NEVER GO BACK TO WRITE IT. AFTER STARTING ONE ARREST SCENE, I AM NOW LOOKING AT YOSSIE'S HANDCUFF COLLECTION.

Should I just say screw it to the srs bsns plot and pick one of the others? D:

Comments

[kseda.livejournal.com]

...you and I are as one, man. Together we could take over the world. Eventually. After a lot of research and assuming there was a guide to it on the internet.

[kseda.livejournal.com]

*looks at handcuff collection, makes a very startled and excited "Oo!" sound*

[luchia13.livejournal.com]

ISN'T IT NEAT?! I mean, uh. Yeah.

*tries to go write more without researching manacles*

[erinm-4600.livejournal.com]

Oh, your brain...

[luchia13.livejournal.com]

You wish you were this awesome.

[erinm-4600.livejournal.com]

You know it!

[duct-tape-fairy.livejournal.com]

ALSO! Gillian Anderson (yes, that one) is apparently going to be on Eleven's season. No deets on how many eps.

[luchia13.livejournal.com]

I vote one. In which she acts as surrogate 11-mommy 'cuz he's tiny and then gives him emo timelord powers by dying via moffat-plotting.