A Zipperhead's Guide To Snagging Your Tin Man

Haaaapy belated birthday, oldlunchmeat~! Enjoy some of the most cracky fic I have EVER WRITTEN, which is saying something. ONLY FOR YOU, HAPPYACID. ♥

Also, I'd like to note the inspiration for this: Love, For Drunken Mass Murderers and the sequel, Love, For Sugar High Detectives, both by Macvanaly. Spectacularly hillarious and hot Death Note fanfic. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEM.

Title: A Zipperhead's Guide To Snagging Your Tin Man
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Glitch gets stuck on a roof running from Pen People. Then Cain comes to his rescue. And somehow it ends up with Cain in a sequins red dress and Glitch kicking down doors, all with The Guide's inserted narration. ♥

( So you’ve only got half a brain and can’t remember much! WHO CARES?! Certainly not you – you forget to do it! )

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