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I've been spending an embarassing amount of the day contemplating why I ship things. Well, not ship things, but what exactly makes me all "ZOMG OTP!!!" with a couple.

Naturally, this led me on a 'BACK IN THE DAY' journey. Here is the extended rambling:

( All the way from Sailor Moon to Doctor Who. )

So I'm going to be late to class because I was catching up on my Naruto because SURPRISE SURPRISE I've been kind of busy with Tin Man and just...just...

I AM CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, GUYS. SERIOUSLY. CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. I doubt any of you will know the context and why the hell I am SOBBING in front of my computer, but....DDDDDDD:

( HERE IS WHY. DAMN YOU, KISHIMOTO! Also this image is huge. )

...*cries some more*

Current Mood: sad

Alright guys. Two things I need.

1. TO FINISH 15 ANNUALS. A LOT OF PROFANITY GOES HERE JESUS CHRIST WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?! I KNOW I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE ME CRY BUT YOU HAVE TO, GO DIE, WHY CAN I NOT WRITE THIS.

2. INTIMIDATING GLITCH SCREENCAPS! Or just scenes where he looks at least VAGUELY intimidating. And oh, a dangerous!glitch would make me ever so full of joy.

2.5. Hi guys I still love you promise, even if 15 Annuals is being a bitch. ♥

~~PS DEAR TORCHWOOD, YOU SUCK. DOWNLOAD FASTER.~~ Okay totally forgiven for putting the GRIM REAPER into an episode. Awesome. ♥

Also, Sasuke? You will never stop looking like a very very gay little boy no matter what you decide to wear or how much chest you show. In fact, that makes it worse. So does the amount of gay you have with Naruto, good god. JUST COME OUT ALREADY AND SAVE YOURSELF THE AGONIZING PAIN OF DENIAL. Your manga cover looks like a ROMANCE NOVEL. JUST ACCEPT YOUR FUCKING SEXUALITY! *tears out hair* This rant brought to you by me still being an anime/manga nerd despite my conversion to Tinmanism.

So, mixing THIS SONG with THIS PICTURE kind of bombarded me with plot bunnies and I ended up with a crazy, horrifying AU involving starving college students and porn stars and...yeah. Let's just sum up by saying I should probably be very ashamed of myself but find it too funny to be.

That said, I present to you the amusing wrongness that is Dirty Magazine.

TITLE: Dirty Magazine! (Part 1 of probably 5 because I'm a horrible person)
RATING: Non-sisty, obviously, even though I have yet to get to the actual porn part...
FANDOM: Naruto, but it's an AU so you don't really need to know anything about it! Yay!
WHY TO READ IT: ...dude, it's PORN STARS. Why NOT?!

( but desperate was desperate, and if he was going to resort to whoring his virginity out he might as well get it on film with a busty brunette porn star )

Current Mood: naughty
Current Music: Dirty Magazine, by Bree Sharp (see link, yes?)

THIS IS A POST CREATED SIMPLY TO SAY THAT FINALS SUCK AND I WANT TO MURDER THE CONCEPT IN ITS SLEEP OR SOMETHING EQUALLY VIOLENT, BLOODY AND SATISFYING THAT POTENTIALLY INVOLVES HEARING IT DIE AND KNOWING THAT I WAS THE CAUSE.

[EDIT, cuz I like 'em] Packing sucks too. And so does college in general. But, on the other hand, I get to go HOME finally, which is awesome, so yay. OPTIMISM.

AND, since this is basically a "Shannon trying to calm down before her final final" edit, here. Have something I wrote last week or so.

TITLE: Monsters
RATING: Non-sisty, since...yeah. Think that sums it up well enough.
FANDOM: Naruto, 'cuz of THIS. To the uneducated, yeah, that's pretty swanky to us helpless fangirls.
A GENERALIZATION OF THIS FIC: Ninjas are badass. So's second person.

( “Great men are almost always bad men.” )

And I'm off! Byeeee!

Current Mood: SO FED UP WITH THIS SHIT

I'm taking a break from studying, and during this break I've decided to put up some snippets I've had written for, like, EVER of plotbunnies and whatnot. So, enjoy!

TITLE: If
FANDOM: PotC/Peter Pan (but works, strangely enough...)
WARNINGS: Slash. Of the nummy Sparrington type. And, of course, crack!fic crossover.

( If )

TITLE: Reality in Alteration
FANDOM: Naruto
WARNINGS: Again with the slash. And profanity, but that's kinda obvious.

( Reality in Alteration )

TITLE: Coffee Service
FANDOM: Stargate: Atlantis
WARNINGS: I WROTE GEN.! Yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, no real pairing, only a cute little friendship fic! *moment to gloat* (Of course, could be taken as pre-slash, but hey.)

( Coffee Service )
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I'll do more later, promise. But now? Ice cream time. Oyesh.

Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Rewrite, Asian Kung-Fu (it IS a good song, you know...)

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On the Topic of Pairings, specifically OTPs.

CLINGS AND CRIES ON

is about ready to choke a bitch

Fic. Horrible, twisted fic.

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a heck of a lotta random fic

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