journal title, woo!

I will never use this icon. I also only cropped it and made it pretty (aka sharpened) and put text. I find it hilarious, though. Because that is the summary of this entire scene.

"My god, digging is hard!"
"DO IT ANYWAY."
"O hay, I have a shovel."
"Sweet. NOW DIG, BITCH!"
*digs*

My crazy flailing over 4x18 and The Prophet Chuck (♥♥♥♥♥) has actually been beaten by something.

Doctor Who people, crazy ridiculous and possibly incorrect spoiler underneath the cut. BUT OH HOW I HOPE.

( SPOILER! )

Re: the Doctor Who Christmas special: Well. That was. Um. Good job, RTD, it exists very nicely.


And now, the meme stolen from surranndie. And kseda, and andrealyn, and probably everyone else who is doing it right now!

( I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO WRITE MORE. )

And in news that you probably never even wanted to think about, it's 1 AM and I'm seriously considering writing drowning Cain/a squid. I think I should go to bed.

Next up on Fic Disillusionment Theatre:

( Viola, aka The Who!Fic With The Uncharacteristically Normal Title! )

THIS TAKES A REALLY LONG TIME. I need to write less.

BEFORE I FORGET! I made a ridiculous vid about the Saxons (and cheating on your wife) a while ago, and never got around to uploading it or anything. SO! VOILA! ...I totally typed viola. God, I have problems with addiction.

And best of all, it's to Billy Joel's Only The Good Die Young. OH, THE PUN!

DON'T WATCH UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE END OF SEASON THREE. Yes, Stampy, I'm looking at you.

If you can't watch embedded videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db9XXfo-YmU

( Well Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information~ )

This is a direct (and I mean direct) sequel to Viola. Viola has an official 'spoilers for Season 4' warning tagged onto it, but honestly that's about six words of spoilers and absolutely none of it is unpredictable, so I'd suggest you read that first.

And yes, this has spawned a universe which I refuse to call 'season 5'. This is the prequel to Space Vietnam: Robot Vampires vs Mist Pirates!, and therefore is getting posted before I finish that messed up bit of fic. Plus this way it makes a LOT more sense.

Title: Recorder
Rating: PG
Pairing: GEN, zomg! Just the Master, Doctor, and TARDIS.
Warnings: Nothing! Not even SPOILERS. Just angst, really. And it's SHORT.
Summary: “Remember, Doctor, that you aren’t the only one who has had a bad couple of days.”

( There were different types of insanity. The Doctor was having quite a bit of trouble placing what this type was. )

AND NOW I AM GOING TO BED.

IT'S NOT PORN! D: It turned into a...a love story sort of thing, good god. A fucked up Saxons love story. With Master/Doctor subtext, of course, but that's kind of unavoidable.

Also this is officially my first Who!fic, so crit me, baby. I will go to bed now, and fret allllll night.

Title: Viola
Rating: R
Pairings: SAXONS! \o/ And dub-con Lucy/Doctor and Master/Doctor subtextiness.
Warnings: HET, mindfuckitry, and general fucked-up-ness. And character death, but that's kind of a DUH if you've watched the plot. Which you all have. BUT SPOILERS FOR ALL OF DOCTOR WHO. Including this season.
Summary: He liked watching the Doctor try to talk some morality or sense or compassion into her. He’d sit on the steps of the Valiant and watch Lucy go emptier and emptier as he spoke, liked to watch the Doctor fail at one more thing that only he could really do.

( Maybe he could ban the number two when he owned the world. )

I got sent home again today. Apparently I only work four days a week now, but I am NOT complaining because, as I've repeatedly moaned and whined and bitched, I really hate my job! Also I feel guilty for selling little girls credit cards that will do nothing but put them in debt. AT LEAST THEY AREN'T USUALLY APPROVED?

So, got home veeery recently. Naturally, first thing I did was pirate the newest Who ep, and it demands commentary. Because it's episode 11 and episode 11s always demand commentary.

( Cut for Turn Left spoilars! )

tl;dr = \o/

Vader, I am so so so so sorry. SO sorry. You'll get more, I swear you will, but your birthday was a cruel mistress and I can't write Doctor Who fic for the life of me, so this is PART ONE of CHAPTER ONE. How pathetic is that. ANYWAY, for invderlava's birthday! *Makes grabby hands at Jebby*

And this isn't getting posted anywhere else 'till it's done. PLUS THIS MAKES UP FOR MY MASSIVE AMOUNT OF FAIL - SNEAK PREVIEW

Title: That One Time Fiction And Truth Were Both Strange And Each Other
Rating: PG!
Pairing: GEN! GEN FOR NOW. Except for the UST between DeMilo/Donna's Hair.
Warnings: Doctor Who/Tin Man crossover! That means it is full of wtf. Also, DeMilo. He's a warning just because I don't have any real warnings and that feels STRANGE.
Summary: "Reverse Pulsing" goes in reverse, meaning it goes from blow -> suck. And it sucked up some pretty interesting stuff.
This part of a chapter: No Donna, it is not, in fact, Oz. And for the love of pete, do NOT encourage DeMilo.

( “I thought…” He paused, and then smiled. “Never mind. Come on then, Donna Noble, off to venture into fiction.” )

The hatless!Cain ones are found HERE!

Hatted!Glitch, however, is found here, along with a whooole lot of Doctor Who crack and occasionally prettiness.

( I think the veeery last one of these I might actually have to steal for myself. )

Wasn't that FUN?! Also, I just realized that Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who. I'M KIND OF SLOW I THINK?