I'll have you know, that I stopped breathing for like a full 5 minutes after reading this. I just sat there, hyperventilating, not breathing, and EMITTING BEAMS OF LOVE INTO HYPERSPACE. I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING HARD, GODDAMNIT. THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT I HAVE EVER GOTTEN, EVER.
EVER.
OK, OK FIRST: YOU PUT CAIN IN A RED, SEQUINED, BACKLESS DRESS.
....
YOU PUT CAIN IN A RED, SEQUINED, BACKLESS DRESS.
I JUST. I. NO WORDS.
"VIOLENCE MAY BE THE ANSWER YOU SEEK" AND AND AND THE PEN PEOPLE AND GLITCH JUMPING OFF A ROOF AND GLITCH BEING ALL GLITCH-LIKE....EVERY WORD THAT CAME OUT OF THAT BOY'S MOUTH WAS ADORABLE AND GLITCH-LIKE AND WONDERFUL AND I AM RAMBLING BUT IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO HAPPY~!~!~!
YOU HAD GLITCH DRESS UP LIKE A PIMP FOR ME. THESE ARE WORDS THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING ALOUD. AND THEN THEY HAD A HOT-BACK-ALLEY-MAKE-OUT SCENE.
YOU GAVE ME HOT-BACK-ALLEY-MAKE-OUT-SCENE BETWEEN A PIMPED OUT GLITCH, AND CAIN IN A RED, SEQUINED, BACKLESS DRESS.
IF YOU COULD ONLY HEAR THE HIGH-PITCHED UNEARTHLY LOVEWAIL THAT I AM EMMITING RIGHT NOW, YOU WOULD STILL ONLY KNOW A PORTION OF MY LOVE FOR YOU.
AND THEN THEY FORGET ABOUT THE KID AND HE'S ALL LIKE "HEY GOOD JOB OK I'MA GO HOME NAO. LA LA LA" LIKE NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED WTF AND GLITCH BREAKS DOWN A DOOR AND THEY KISS AGAIN AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER OH MY GOD.
JUST. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONVEY ANY MORE OF MY SHEER AND UTTER JOY FROM READING THIS. I LOVE YOU. MY JAW HURTS I'M SMILING SO HARD. GODDAMNIT IT, LOOOOOOVE~!
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER. ♥
PS-LOL GLITCH IS LIKE A CAT! HE CLIMBED UP BUT HE CAN'T GET DOWN~~!~!
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Date: 2008-02-13 09:07 pm (UTC)EVER.
OK, OK FIRST: YOU PUT CAIN IN A RED, SEQUINED, BACKLESS DRESS.
....
YOU PUT CAIN IN A RED, SEQUINED, BACKLESS DRESS.
I JUST. I. NO WORDS.
"VIOLENCE MAY BE THE ANSWER YOU SEEK" AND AND AND THE PEN PEOPLE AND GLITCH JUMPING OFF A ROOF AND GLITCH BEING ALL GLITCH-LIKE....EVERY WORD THAT CAME OUT OF THAT BOY'S MOUTH WAS ADORABLE AND GLITCH-LIKE AND WONDERFUL AND I AM RAMBLING BUT IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO HAPPY~!~!~!
YOU HAD GLITCH DRESS UP LIKE A PIMP FOR ME. THESE ARE WORDS THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING ALOUD. AND THEN THEY HAD A HOT-BACK-ALLEY-MAKE-OUT SCENE.
YOU GAVE ME HOT-BACK-ALLEY-MAKE-OUT-SCENE BETWEEN A PIMPED OUT GLITCH, AND CAIN IN A RED, SEQUINED, BACKLESS DRESS.
IF YOU COULD ONLY HEAR THE HIGH-PITCHED UNEARTHLY LOVEWAIL THAT I AM EMMITING RIGHT NOW, YOU WOULD STILL ONLY KNOW A PORTION OF MY LOVE FOR YOU.
AND THEN THEY FORGET ABOUT THE KID AND HE'S ALL LIKE "HEY GOOD JOB OK I'MA GO HOME NAO. LA LA LA" LIKE NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED WTF AND GLITCH BREAKS DOWN A DOOR AND THEY KISS AGAIN AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER OH MY GOD.
JUST. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONVEY ANY MORE OF MY SHEER AND UTTER JOY FROM READING THIS. I LOVE YOU. MY JAW HURTS I'M SMILING SO HARD. GODDAMNIT IT, LOOOOOOVE~!
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER. ♥
PS-LOL GLITCH IS LIKE A CAT! HE CLIMBED UP BUT HE CAN'T GET DOWN~~!~!