How To Better Succeed In Business By Just Falling Down.

[luchia]

Sooooo. Work today. Um. You know how I've been working a lot? Yeah, I kind of passed out and got taken to the ER, including fire truck and ambulance and A MASSIVE IV OF DOOM and all that jazz. My blood pressure was just about nonexistent and while I kept on FALLING OVER and looking like a sexy~ IDIOT and all while I'm still trying to ring up a very confused customer.

DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION:

Me: *swaaay* That'll be $255.73. Sign el pad-o por favor.
Customer: Ooookey-day! *does so*
Me: *SWOON* *FAINTS*
Co-Worker Kelsey: ...holy shit wtf *catches*
Me: Gggghahahahgheerhenrnele
Co-Worker Kelsey: ...seriously. WTF.
Boss Lea: ZOMG! CALL 911 FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOO! D:
Co-Worker-Who-Used-To-Be-A-Doctor-Back-In-Brazil: *rolls eyes and checks vitals*
Me: *is conscious!* It's just blood sugar guys, that's what makes me go blind-
Boss Lea: SHE'S GONE BLIIIINDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! HURRY, 911, HURRY!!
Me: WTF.
Co-Worker Kelsey: YEAH.
Me: Seriously. All I need is Gatorade or something-
Co-Worker-Who-Used-To-Be-A-Doctor-Back-In-Brazil: Yep! Just needs to stay on the floor for a while and get some fluids-
Boss Lea: LIIIES! COME, PARAMEDICS, COME~!
Paramedics: *are not hot*
Me: *is dissapointed*
Paramedics: SO I HEAR YOU FAINTED. Here, my oxygen mask, let me put it on you for no reason!
Me: Whaaaaaaaaat the fuc- *OXYGEN MASK'D*
Me: *TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL*
Paramedics: O hay let's put this MASSIVE IV IN HER ARM!
Me: *STILL FULL OF WHAT THE FUCK. AND AN IV NOW.*
ER Doctor: ...so you fainted.
Me: Yyyep.
ER Doctor: WTF.
Me: Yep. Can I go home now?
ER Doctor: Well, you're shaking so bad that it looks like you're having a seizure, so I'm going to force you to take a nap after giving you some nummy nummy juice to drink, and then I'm sending you home.
Me: *LIKES this doctor!*
Mumsy Dearest: *shows up and is :/-ish and takes me home*
Window-Installing Men: *ARE LOUD*
My Dad: *IS CONFUSED*
Me: *POSTS THIS*

Comments

[andrealyn]

Holy crap.

You better be OKAY NOW AND RESTING!

*waves stern finger*

[luchia13.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it, but my parents are kind of strange. Their logic is "if you fainted, you aren't tough enough." So I'm going to be doing...I don't know. SOMETHING. They haven't planned that part of my life as extensively as they want to just yet.

Worst part is that I left my work schedule at...you know. Work. They picked up the car but now I don't have the foggiest on when I need to show up tomorrow.

[andrealyn]

I think you posted about it, didn't you? Maybe that will help?

SERIOUSLY REST.

Drink electrolytes?

[duct-tape-fairy.livejournal.com]

Good grief woman, I leave for a couple of days to save the world as a giant cow woman who can turn into a lion and this is what happens?

In all fairness though, I lived in mortal terror of having an employee pass out when I supervised at Cedar Point - it happened once when I was off for the day and afterwards I was all paranoid about it because I had NO IDEA what to do - it's just not something they cover extensively in training.

I prescribe some Invader Zim. Go watch Walk for Your Lives (possibly here (http://surfthechannel.com/tv/Invader_ZIM/)) and make sure to get plenty of porn.