How To Better Succeed In Business By Just Falling Down.

Sooooo. Work today. Um. You know how I've been working a lot? Yeah, I kind of passed out and got taken to the ER, including fire truck and ambulance and A MASSIVE IV OF DOOM and all that jazz. My blood pressure was just about nonexistent and while I kept on FALLING OVER and looking like a sexy~ IDIOT and all while I'm still trying to ring up a very confused customer.

DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION: ( O hay look I lj-cut it. )