Fic: How DG Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Her Pissy Soul.

I watched The Golden Compass for the first time. Therefore, have absolute crack. Also, you will never be able to convince me Glimbrose's soul isn't named Lauhakasi. Never.

Title: How DG Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Her Pissy Soul.
Rating: PG!
Pairing: Gen, although I hint at DG/Raw. Because d'awww, DG/Raw~ ♥
Warnings: Crack, and intimidating squirrels.
Summary: When a spell backfires, everyone gets to have an animal for a pet/soul/etc. Results vary.

( Which was, of course, when an elephant named Yekan came charging into the room. )

Fic: Past 22, part 2.

Yes, ficdumping. Go me.

Title: Past 22, part 2.
Rating: R.
Pairing: Glitch+6/Cain, Jeb/DG(ish), Azkadellia/Airofday, Hana/Badassery.
Warnings: Offscreen horribleness to children, onscreen violence, nearly character death. No, really, guys. Again. And there's profanity and ninjas, but it's 15'verse. (15 Annuals, for those not in the know.)
This Part: That whole thing with frying pans and fires. Also, angst.

Part 1

( “He can tell exactly how much weight you can put on a rotting beam just by looking at it. It’s neat.” )