Distract me please.

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Go here and find a good summary. Comment with it, and fandom recasting shall commence! Or just mockery if it's a really good one.

My personal favorite so far:

From the moment he sees Abbey at a charity fashion show, Russian tycoon Nikolai Arlov wants every inch of that curvy, creamy body. When she refuses him, he mercilessly switches tactics, aiming straight for her vulnerable heart….

With her family's business in serious trouble, Abbey knows Nikolai's money is their only hope. She submits to his lethal brand of seduction and blackmail—ready and willing to do anything he desires. Only, Nikolai has no idea his reluctant mistress is…a virgin.

HOMIGOD, A VIRGIN? HOWEVER WILL THIS PLOT TWIST TURN OUT?!

The title's The Ruthless Magnate's Virgin Mistress. Try saying that five times fast, ouch.

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It's like TR, only instead of an island it's a purple house in Topeka (I think) and instead of fictional characters it's filled with fangirls. I claim only minimal responsibility.